Wednesday, June 25, 2008

True Perfection Has To Be Imperfect

I know that that sounds foolish but its true. Thats how our life should be. To learn to accept our mistakes and realize that there may be no wrongs or rights. These few days have been tough for me. Juggling love, work, and shelter, proves to be too stressful.

Thats where fitness comes in. When I feel as bad as a rotten egg, this shrine heals me deep inside. Its like I could talk to myself. Gym was never as fun and challenging as this before. Crossfit really changed my life. Its my therapy for life.

This is my rehab for overdose of stress and pressure.




The last thing I wanna do is drugs. Fuck weed, seriously. Guys if you know who you are, you know those shit ain't helping you in anyway, so fuck it.

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You know I didn't mean
What I just said
But my God woke up
On the wrong side of his bed

-Oasis' Little By Little

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Malaysia Boleh! In another way!

Ok, the below excerpt is taken from Askmen.com and boy, am I proud of our country.. its actually one of the horniest country in the world. Well, thats the only time we'll ever have any post with anything about Malaysia in it. Enjoy the post!

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We’ve ranked these top 10 horniest countries in line with the same Durex survey rankings. So, the higher a country appears on the list, the more of its citizens are having sex -- which means at least once a week. Just to make it on this list of top 10 horniest countries, three-quarters of a country has to be going at it regularly. Embarrassingly, Canada and the U.S. don’t make the cut. The good news: If you want to flee your sex-starved nation for these horny ones, we’ve given you pickup spots where you can start to improve your country’s rank.

Number 10

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Mexico

Want to take a sexy siesta? Meet people of the sun and fun in our No. 10 horniest country. Mexicans kick off our list of boot-knocking peoples, and they start from an early age. In fact, in May of 2008 Mexico City's government distributed 700,000 copies of sex-ed textbooks to deliver to the city's student population, well aware that the kids would be doing the horizontal tango one way or another. And when it comes to sex south of the border, there's always a way. While prostitution is generally illegal in Mexico, it is legal in select cities like Tijuana where sex worker zones are set up for your benefit.

Horny hangouts: A huge spring break getaway, Mexico’s resorts often melt into one giant pickup place. Here are some of the more notable places to go in this horny country: In Cancun, check out the popular bars -- Senor Frogs, Daddy ‘O and Coco Bongo. In Acapulco try Palladium, a huge disco that overlooks several other bars, there's also Baby Lobster Bar and Thai Bar, both of which have a reputation for hot girls. Visiting Cabo San Lucas? Then you definitely need to check out Squid Roe, a popular dance bar flowing with tequila. A few other Cabo San Lucas pickup options include The Zoo and Mango deck. If you're in Puerto Vallarta check out The Zoo (another one) and El Hilo for hot Mexican nights. In Tijuana? Hit up Senor Frogs, Mundo Cafe or Safaris.

Number 9

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Switzerland

Sure, they’re politically neutral, but the Swiss definitely have an opinion about sex. That opinion roughly translates to: "Gimme more." Apart from their regular bedroom feats, prostitution is also legal in this horny country. Every year 350,000 Swiss pay their own way for pleasure. With this level of commitment it's no wonder they made our list of top 10 horniest countries.

Horny hangouts: If you're traveling in Zurich, you'll want to check out this popular spot, the Hive Bar or even Ba Ba Lu for loud music and a lively crowd that's sure to make your night one to remember.

Number 8

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Spain

In the land of Latin love, sex is a foregone conclusion. Its traditional, sexually charged culture has even gone through a modern update. Recently, it's been reported that Spanish men have turned to our modern-day Spanish fly, Viagra, to please their ladies longer -- even if they are fully capable of the act without the pill. Of course, this little enhancement makes sure they meet their own expectations as well, proving that this is definitely one of the horniest countries around.

Horny hangouts: In Barcelona, visit the seaside club Baja Beach where plenty of women come to see and be seen. Your other bet for hot Spanish nights is Razzmatazz, which is a single club with five different clubs attached to it. Here to party? Ibiza’s got the answer: Just pick a bar, any bar, and you’ll do fine


Number 7

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Malaysia

In public, this country definitely appears conservative. For example, there was a recent controversy over whether sex education should be taught in high school or not -- not exactly sexually liberated. However, behind closed doors lies (pun totally intended) the real story: Malaysians are swinging from the bedposts, and loving every minute of it. Occasionally we'll get a glimpse of it - like when Malaysia's Minister of Health was forced to step down after his homemade sex tapes made the rounds in January of 2008.   

Horny hangouts: In Kuala Lumpur, check out these bars and clubs for a straightforward party: Aloha, Poppy Bar or the Rum Jungle. To “choose your own adventure” visit the Beach Club where there’s a good chance a girl comes at a price, but she'll be worth every penny.  

Number 6

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Italy

Many Italians live la dolce vita with sex high on their list of things to do on a daily basis. A poll found that 32% of Italians over 60 years old have sex regularly. It's unclear if this means seniors are schtupping around the clock or once a week. However, one thing’s clear; their frequency in the sack helped give this country a spot on our list of top 10 horniest countries.

Horny hangouts: Visiting Florence? Check out the Red Garter, a classic American-style bar with an international reputation as a pickup joint. Your second choice should be Moyo, a laid-back club whose volume lets you have a conversation. In Milan, good bets for passionate encounters are Propaganda, a huge nightclub, plus The Shocking Club, a club known for its crazier theme nights. And when in Rome, visit the Drunken Ship, a popular party bar, and don't forget to do it as the Romans do it.  

Number 5

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Poland

For a fairly conservative culture, Poland has earned a steamy reputation as one of the horniest countries out there. Poland has an annual Eroticon festival that showcases the latest and greatest sex toys and mechanisms in the adult industry. Even one of Poland's politicians was caught in a sex scandal. However, the most obvious evidence of Poland's hound-dog ways has to be the two Polish women who once held the world gangbang record, which they completed in their home country. Need we explain?

Horny hangouts: If you're going to Warsaw, you'll want to visit Organza, a club with a good share of women. Or for variety check out the two-floor bar Zoo; this bar features plenty of space to party or chat up women. Now Krakow: While you're there go to Cien Klub, described as an institution it’s a big club with lots of girls. Krakow also features Frantic, another two-floor bar and the Goraczka Freak Club, not that kind of “freak,” but a good party place filled with ladies nonetheless.

Number 4

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China

The more China’s Cultural Revolution thaws, the more its sexual revolution heats up. Want proof? Just in the past eight years, 5,000 sex shops have opened in Beijing alone. Plus, China even has a SEXPO, where Chinese residents come to check out sex paraphernalia. And with 70% of the world’s sex toys made in China, its horniest country status means that a good deal of their hard work won't have to go very far.  

Horny hangouts: If you're visiting Shanghai, you need to check out these better-known spots: Bar Rouge, Zapata’s and Windows. If you're in Beijing, you’ve got a few options: Visit the Sanlitun Lu District, often dubbed “bar street” for all its action. For the tried-and-true joints check out Bar Blu, Suzie Wong and Brown’s, all renowned meat markets. And for your seedier pick you need to head to Maggie’s, a popular nightclub known for its working girls.



Paradise Beach, Mykonos, Greece - Credit: AskMen.com
Partying at Paradise Beach in Mykonos, Greece, is sure to be a good time

Number 3

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Russia

Was the Cold War’s biggest secret that the Russians were having more sex than we were? Since the fall of Communism it looks a lot more likely that it actually was. Russian's libidos are inspiring them to fill tons of new Moscow clubs and bars where hookups are a nightly pastime in this horny country.

Horny hangouts: In Moscow, go to The Hungry Duck, a crazy bar that runs ladies' nights with male strippers three times a week, then lets men in the door once the strippers are off stage. Sure, nothing is set in stone, but you’d have to try hard to miss this softball pickup pitch. Other Russian hot spots include Night Flight, where you can pick up Russian girls, and Propaganda, which is better-known for housing tourists rather than locals.

Number 2

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Brazil

Considering this is the birthplace of the thong, it makes sense that sex is as essential as breathing in Brazil. This horny country's beaches are filled with gorgeous women and during its annual Carnaval even the most stubborn inhibitions disappear and this destination proves its spot on our top 10 horniest countries list.

Horny hangouts: In Rio, definitely visit the Lapa district. It's a huge party spot, filled with clubs and gyrating women. Other Rio options include the Nuth Bar, a two-story nightclub notorious as a pickup bar, plus Baronetti or Club Six. Up for more adventure? You can negotiate your price openly at Help.

Number 1

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Greece

This country has a long tradition of sex that dates back to ancient times -- these are the guys that brought us pederasty and Sapphic love. With its temperate Mediterranean weather, beaches and tons of islands, Greece’s ingredients make it the No. 1 horniest country in the world.  

Horny hangouts: Set aside some time, and plenty of protection, because there are a number of pickup spots throughout the islands and on the mainland. First, in Athens, try out Hoxton in the Gazi district, it's a trendy bar where backpackers are known to hang out. For the islands, Corfu is renowned for its infamous pickup spot, The Pink Palace. And while on the island of Los, check out these bars: Kahlua, Slammer Bar or the Red Bull Bar. Finally, make sure to check out Mykonos, an island known for its partying. While in Mykonos, visit Paradise Beach club that’s set right on, you guessed it, a beach. Paradise Beach is a big hangout, where clothing has been known to occasionally disappear.

home sweet horny home

Seems like other countries are having more fun than yours. From Brazilians’ sex-inspired culture to China’s sexual explosion to Spain’s bedroom conquistadors, our list of the top 10 horniest countries proves that people around the world are having sex for fun, and loving it. For guys whose countries didn’t make the list, get sexing. Your country literally depends on it.

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Theres this gym that I just joined, its called pushmore. Basically this gym trains on the principles of Crossfit, the kind of training that was used for the actors in 300. Basically this workout pushes you to your limit, aligning your balance and body coordination, strength, flexibility and mental strength. In a nutshell, it makes everything workable in your body, work.

I've never believed in cosmetic gyms i.e. Fitness First, California Fitness... I think they are well equipped, but its more for social acceptance than for a real work out for your body. So previously i always had a preference for hardcore gyms, the kind of gyms where you only have irons and tons more of irons. The kind of gym where you see oversized guys carrying overloaded weights. The place where steroids were born. I've been training in these gyms for about 4 years now. I've got what I've wanted. But true to what people said, you never get satisfied. I wanted more. I pumped more than I could. I ate less. I ran.

Its very much a wrong kind of training I've went thru, but it was really fun. But workout starts to get boring and I hit a plateau. I never really gained anymore, all I got was maintenance. Everything just stopped there and then.

Not too long ago, this new colleague of mine, introduced me to crossfit, and it was like love at first sight. Gym was never this intense, competitive and fun for me. Back then it was all work and no play. Crossfit has proven me wrong. Here, we believe in cohesion, training together and giving out your all. This is heaven for people like me. And the dream of becoming a Spartan intrigues me even more.

www.crossfit.com
www.pushmore.com.my

Check em out. I love it. Just love it.


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Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Living in Everyday Combat

So our friend wants a tattoo... He showed me this (below), stating that he wants a dagger tattoo. I though it was not bad, as one of our friends also have a dagger tattooed on his leg. But his dagger was surrounded by a snake. It was cool, but ken doesn't want any other animals. Here's what he wants:

1. Dagger
2. Heart
3. Maybe a wing

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I searched thru google to see if there is any nice designs, but only to come up with A few that I think is nice. The one that really caught me eyes is the one below, but ken insisted that he doesn't want skulls cos he said "no peace". He doesn't want roses cos he said "it's gay". I was thinking.. "Guns & Roses aren't gay...". But anyway, I told him I'd design something for him..
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so.. ladies and gentlemen, what do you think? Well Its still a draft..


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Today I just got samaned! And its not the MBPJ saman where you could just ignore... but its a PDRM saman.. which means,... its a RM300 saman! Damn, this shit is a real whack! My boss asked me to appeal cos then I'd just got to pay RM50. I was claimed to be causing unnecessary obstruction on a road.. although I clearly wasn't and cars could pass by easily. Yeah, I admit, I was double parking, but I've obviously estimated a safe allowance for other cars and the car parking beside me to get out. And obviously, my consideration wasn't taken very well by the cops.. so yeah.. its kind of a bad day I'd say.. My boss asked me to big the cops cos I'm from Melaka, and claim that in Melaka "Kuning atau putih pun boleh park" haha. If you get what I mean.

I was going to a client's place for a sales and marketing presentation on some market analysis and was almost running late, and Jalan Universiti is such a difficult place to find parking, so I've got no choice, but to double park. Oh by the way, my client's place doesn't have enough allocation for visitors. The presentation went well, was my fifth presentation to the client, so the managers and directors were quite used to me, and I am quite familiar with their characteristics so it wasn't a big deal to me at this point of time.

But that 50 bucks was not necessary! Damn!

Oh I saw this on the way back and couldn't help it..

Oh if im going for any interviews, I'm gonna list out all my talents

1. I can complete the rubik's cube in lesser than 5 minutes
2. I can Moonwalk!
3. I'm going to be able to juggle 3 oranges
4. I can make my veins on my hands move like worms
5. I can snap louder than everyone i know
6. I can cook Maggi Goreng better than your regular mamaks!
7. I can spin my guitar (its broken)
8. I can lick my elbow
9. I can flex my chest like Terry Crews
10. I can talk while I sleep!

I can Moonwalk, MuthaF**kas!



Terry Crews a.k.a Latrell Spencer - My inspiration.

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Monday, June 09, 2008

Let's get retarded

If you have a friend called nicholas cheong eu jin, then rest assure that you'll have the greatest  but most retarded moment in your life. He is so retarded to a point where one of my friend claimed that if nic has to be his roomate, he might as well get a taser gun so that he can tase nic before he speaks.

Anyway here goes...

Nic: You kn0w what is ichiban

(as we walk past ichiban ramen in sunway pyramid)

Me: Yeah, its number 1 in Japanese

Nic: Ya meh? I thought "the bun is itchy"

Me: thinking WTF (but couldn't stop laughing...)

Cannot Handle...




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Saturday, June 07, 2008

Happy birthday to Liangzor

To Liang Dearest,

We have been room mates, I have jumped onto you to seek protection, you have listened to me mumble when I sleep, and I have ran and crashed on to you just to see who stronger but I injured my nose instead. Oh and not to forget how I tried to make you back flip in our tiny room.

"One for now, One for the future" and "On for the day you die, you know that you have your friends to drink with! Cheers!"
Happy 23rd Birthday, and lots of love, muaks.


liang, RHC members (Matt, me, and Ken) @ alicia's 21st bday in 2004

Liang, Rusty Matt, Me (when I was much fatter) and Ken (When he was much thinner) [2004]
When all of us thought we're gonna make it big in the Malaysian music industry.. :D

As you can see, we are melakans, and we're gay (applies for both meaning)

And like WTF??? (Below pic)

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But you guys must be kidding right? I mean the girl in this pic... damn hahaha

The nerdy girl is now the girl 2nd from the right (below pic)... haha wah imagine how old the photo was... Can't help it... photos are still up in the long dead constipating monkey...








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Thursday, June 05, 2008

What is there at the north of North Pole?

Is there a formula to life? Is there really a sure shot text book way to be successful in life? Is there a guidebook whereby you could just follow that ensures your early retirement when you're 35 years old? I don't know.. but I sure wanna find out. I could still remember back then in '94 or '95 I'd be home every Tuesday at 5.00pm on TV3 to catch the latest episode of Ultraman. Yeah, the 60s or 70s Ultraman. If any of you are not from Malaysia, yeah the 70s only came to Malaysia in the 90s. Sad isn't it? That's beside the point anyway, now back to my story. I'm still puzzled back then, kids from my age (back then I was standard 3) to kids as old as Form 3 maybe, enjoyed watching these shows. Maybe its the awesomeness of the costume, or maybe its the beams that Ultraman released, or perhaps kids just liked how zaps his opponents. Well back then, no one really liked the monsters anyway, they are rubber like, ugly and illogical. To us, Ultraman was god although we could obviously notice the zip at the back of his costume. My mom would stress this fact but I kept denying it.
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They never fail... to make me nauseous
Don't get me wrong, I'm still a fan of Ultraman, but these shows are built based on a formula, where good triumphs over evil--most of the time. The good guys are a team of (usually) five members, of whom one of them acquire super powers through magic or technology. They wear bright unicolor outfits/secret identity costumes and fight evil by using martial arts and/or special weapons. Usually, the evil organization comes from another planet or another dimension, and seeks to take over Earth. (You know, the standard motivation for comic book villains.)

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The Specium Beam

The funny thing is, the monsters vary, the powers that Ultraman uses vary, but one thing never changed: The story line. As corny as it is, I'd still sit down quietly every week eagerly waiting for Ultraman to zap and burn it down. You know, Ultraman will never ever ever ever appear until one of his team mate's fighter plane gets knocked down by the monster. Its like he never learns from his mistake that he's putting his fellow team mates life at risk (and oh yeah, the team mates who gets knocked down usually take turns). He'll try to act like he's got no other way (in order to have viewers to feel pity over him for awhile) but to summon upon Ultraman. He'll soon engage hand to hand combat with the monster, but only to no avail. He knew it was hopeless. But he had to do it. He had to wait until his color timer beep. At approximately 5.20pm, only will Ultraman realized that he's got not much time before the next cartoon starts at 5.30pm, so he'll be forced to kill the monster with his ultimate Specium Beam, that kills 80% of all his enemies.

My point here is, the Japanese costume superhero's formula is so repetitive and corny, yet it has captured many of our hearts young or old. It felt almost like its really really plain dumb but it has never failed to succeed. Just look at how many other superheroes it has spawned. Ultraman eventually became a franchise. A franchise that became as famous as McDonald's.
And that profitable.

See, unfortunately for us, our life does not work this way, doing the same thing everyday for the rest of your life wouldn't make you successful, and we don't really have the specium beam to zap our bosses, to begin with. But life just ain't that simple. And again, unfortunately life has many many variables that we have to deal with, if you know what I'm saying.

Well, nothing ever seems to be easy for me, and this is something that I'm learning to accept.


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The Ultraman-Tits. I think girls back in the 70s adore man tits.

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My Idol, Ultraman.

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And I thought I could grow up to be just Like you...

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Last but not least, the band of brothers. Just like real life, its always Bros before Hos for me.


On a separate note, Japanese do have their own version of Spiderman...



and...





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