Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Last Train To Wherever

I am nerdier than 38% of all people. Are you nerdier? Click here to find out!

What does this mean? Your nerdiness is:

Not nerdy, but definitely not hip.

Thats how i scored in the nerd test.. hehe

Anyway I've been desperately searching for Malaysian Football Team jerseys all around but every outlet would just say they were sold out.. As a person who loves Malaysia, I'd believe what the sales promoters said cos I really think the other teams sucked compared to Malaysia! I'm dying to buy the home jersey cos it looks so damn good.. otherwise I'll just buy the manager's polo tee..

Been listening to Telepopmusik for the past 2 months and haven't got bored of them yet. I'm dying to find out which other groups sound just like them.. but when you really want to find something, its gonna be really tough.. so I'd settle down with "when you don't need them, they'll come to you"..

Been reading alot about time travel (although my communication incompetencies may cause my incapability to explain properly verbally) and find it really really interesting, how the butterfly effect and chaos theory affects the realization of time travel and why there should be a paralel universe if we're likely to go back in time instead of the same reality where the course of nature will change if we change the past. I'm also very amazed by the approaches taken by film directors like David Lynch, J. Mackye Gruber and Richard Kelly. Something to be thought about and something really very interesting, at least for me.

I don't have new clothes for chinese new year this year because I spent them on something else. Now all I can do is just eat cookies and tit bits for the coming celebration, at least that's the only thing new in this CNY..

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What Men Want (At least that's what I think) for Valentines Day.

I don't get why the female population are hard to please (but when you scored her, it becomes harder). All men know that what women want think that they are simple. Honestly, we're plain lazy to just do what you want.. And if we do, it normally lasts for a day or two and will only happen during special occassions only or when we do something really wrong and want to make up for it. Period.

We like to plan for Valentine's but in return hope that there's something else for us.. If not we'll just hope it ends soon and then we can all go home and play online games instead (or for my case, maybe games of bowling, watch DVD alone at home, or workout).

Here are a few examples of effort put into whatever you're doing. (This entry is highly plagiarised from another blog but have been modified intensely to make it most contrary from the original piece.)

Make her ask you to ask her for a date.

You cannot lose face and must think that she must not also wait for you to call her out. Afterall, girls always want equality compared to men. So what you asked for is what you get. Always sell expensive, when ask her out, she reject, when don't ask her out, she angry. Benci.

Taking her out to dinner.

Do not make a reservation. You have to pay too much for some so called romantic dinner course that your mutha can cook way better than them. So don't waste your money and instead pay your mother to prepare dinner and pretend that you actually cooked it yourself. If you really have to dine out, eat fast food only la.. Afterall, the girl's gonna have leftovers that you have to clean up, and if you go for a buffet dinner, waste money only. Pluck flowers from your neighbour's flower pot, bunga raya also jadi lah..

Dress nicely, wash your car.

Remember, always dress nicely, because there are chicks around that you want them to ogle at you. Attract her, make her guy feel that he's not as masculine as you are and you are more attractive than him, afterall, we're like lions, we are pimps, its a survival of the fittest.

If you're car's dirty, wash and vaccuum it all because you haven't washed it in 3 years and make sure your girl's clean too. Tell her sternly that you have put in alot of effort in cleaning the car and that if she makes it dirty make her drive her car instead.

Giving A Present.

Give a present hoping that in return she'll probably buy u an Xbox 360 or Nintendo Wii, or the new RC t-rex toy, or a new handphone. Put the present in many layers of box as they like to feel surprised, and make sure there are many shredded A4 papers as decoration. Steal your sister's dolls and put it in the box (choose a cleaner one that she doesn't always use). Try to hide it until when your sending her home because you don't want to see her dissapointed face.

Cook for her.

Super extra points if you're a good cook. Spaghetti always works. If you can't cook for heaven's sake, buy the instant one. Should work just as fine. Slice in some lap cheong and pour in some He Bi (dried prawns) and waaa lahh.

Bring her to a romantic spot.

Or show how manly you are let her sit beside you while you play your PS2. Always play masculine games like WWE Smackdown Vs Raw 2007 and show her how you layeth the smackdown on your opponent, or play NBA live 2007 and show her how you trash Le Bron James in the court. Girls always like a little touch of manliness, although you can only show them virtually.

Lastly,

Play safe and always have protection. You don't want your parents to meet her parents anytime soon.

That should be able to please her on this very damned V day.

Now, what can a girl give a guy for Valentine's??? Xbox 360, iPhone, iPod, Ps3, Nintendo Wii, An Optimus Prime deluxe set, Nike Dunk Lo, Harley Davidson, iMac, All the Masked Rider action figurines, Nokia N76, Gibson Les Paul, Satria Neo. (These are the most affordable ones).




P/s: Just for laughs, I'm doing this cos I'm single and I just have to do it. :D

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Here's a conversation between me and my good friend, Nic

[Ńіċ] Insert Knife Here says:
from me... to you
JuleŠ-[1.24.11] says:
ok
JuleŠ-[1.24.11] says:
my headphone retarded like you sial
JuleŠ-[1.24.11] says:
just finish download then don wanna work
JuleŠ-[1.24.11] says:
now only wanna work
JuleŠ-[1.24.11] says:
what u doing, dawg?
[Ńіċ] Insert Knife Here says:
downloading Mastodon's album
JuleŠ-[1.24.11] says:
eh Jom during cny we go karaoke
JuleŠ-[1.24.11] says:
we sing smakc that
JuleŠ-[1.24.11] says:
i become akon u become slimshady
JuleŠ-[1.24.11] says:
how? on?
[Ńіċ] Insert Knife Here says:
no
JuleŠ-[1.24.11] says:
y...?
JuleŠ-[1.24.11] says:
i tot u Dig dat Song?
[Ńіċ] Insert Knife Here says:
why i cannot be black?
JuleŠ-[1.24.11] says:
because i suit more as
JuleŠ-[1.24.11] says:
akon
[Ńіċ] Insert Knife Here says:
Ebb from the firmament.
[Ńіċ] Insert Knife Here says:
can handle that sentence?
JuleŠ-[1.24.11] says:
i dunno what that is..
[Ńіċ] Insert Knife Here says:
noob
JuleŠ-[1.24.11] says:
sucks la my headphone..
[Ńіċ] Insert Knife Here says:
wha...
[Ńіċ] Insert Knife Here says:
angry
[Ńіċ] Insert Knife Here says:
now's a good time to listen to Mastodon
[Ńіċ] Insert Knife Here says:
Genre: Metal, Hardcore, Progressive
listen and think about your headphones
JuleŠ-[1.24.11] says:
i want to listen to it.. but i need a working headphone...
JuleŠ-[1.24.11] says:
telepopmusik rocks
JuleŠ-[1.24.11] says:
Smack That!
[Ńіċ] Insert Knife Here says:
tomorrow is valentine's day?
JuleŠ-[1.24.11] says:
yeah
JuleŠ-[1.24.11] says:
y?
[Ńіċ] Insert Knife Here says:
wanna bring me out for a date?
JuleŠ-[1.24.11] says:
only if you become eminem and i become akon in smack that
[Ńіċ] Insert Knife Here says:
okay okay
[Ńіċ] Insert Knife Here says:
i go learn my part


LOL

3 Comments:

Blogger Radicalz said...

u wan valentine's gift all of the Masked Rider action figurines izzit? :P

11:02 AM  
Blogger Jules said...

yes haha

3:49 PM  
Blogger aya* said...

wah. the conversation with nic very mengstresskan. so ... did u 2 go on a date?

7:33 PM  

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